Showing posts with label commercials. Show all posts
Showing posts with label commercials. Show all posts

08 August 2011

1960s Commercial Stills: God Save The Clean!


Uncredited, unknown actress in a 1960s Windex commercial.  
She coulda been HUGE if she hadn't been upstaged by that blasted Ammonia-D.




Veteran actor Paul Dooley (Molly Ringwald's distracted and world-weary Dad in 
Sixteen Candles) whistles at the sharp, grime-figthing scent of Top Job household cleaner. 



Nancy Walker (born Anna Myrtle Smoyer) was a stage and screen actress who ran 
concurrent TV stints as Rosie, The Bounty Paper Towel Lady and (most memorably) Rhoda Morgenstern's cloying, interfering mother Ida on both The Mary Tyler Moore Show and Rhoda.

FUN FACT:  In 1979, she would go on to direct one of the ABSOLUTE WORST (and most entertaining) feature films of all time:  An over-the-top disco musical called Can't Stop The Music
which starred Bruce Jenner, The Village People, Steve Guttenberg and Valerie Perrine.




These two stills come from an Ivory Soap ad that has always befuddled and vexed me.  

In this commercial, an attractive young woman talks about getting back to basics... healthy food, fresh air and the simplicity of soap and water as she takes a walk with her boyfriend.  She then (self-effacingly) compares herself to another woman the couple knows by saying (and I will paraphrase) that she may not be beautiful like this other woman, but at least she's healthy and clean-looking thanks to Ivory.  

Who the hell wrote this idiotic treatment... and why did this woman agree to star in it? 



Richard Herd (who would later have roles in the film The China Syndrome as well as TV 
shows Kojak, Dallas and T.J. Hooker) as Mister Purdy, the appliance store owner who helps 
harried housewives compensate for inferior detergent's diminished capacities.  As many men in 
suits and ties seem to be, Mr. Purdy was adept at solving "nice white lady problems" with a box 
of detergent... in this case one called Dash.  It seems that when poured into the rotating belly of 
the larger, more cavernous modern washing machines that are sold at his establishment, Dash 
could roust and rinse the filth that other "Brand X" boxes of flakes couldn't reach.  


Josephine The Plumber, who extolled the virtues of Comet Cleanser, was an actress named 
Jane Withers.  A child actress since age eight, she played Shirley Temple's on-screen movie 
nemesis in a film called Bright Eyes and later had a run of successful children's films of her own.  
In the late 1930s, she was known to radio listeners by the character name "Dixie's Dainty Dew Drop".


This is a foil package of Dial Soap. It only starred in this commercial and no others. Still, I think it's pretty.

05 August 2011

Charmin Squeezers Of The 1960s... Fetish Culture?







Just as he could always be counted on to scold shoppers out of squeezing the Charmin, 
Mister Whipple could also be counted on to be caught red-handed in that very same illicit act.






 "Mister Whipple!" the mortified housewives would cry in a chorus of exasperation.
It seems the squeakiest wheel is indeed always the one that wants to get greased the most.  
If Moustache Daddy Whipple were around today, he'd probably be running an internet fetish 
community for squeezably soft toilet tissue enthusiasts.  They'd probably call themselves Charmies.



02 August 2011

1969 Commercial Stills: Maureen Arthur For Cheer Detergent







Here we see noted film actress Maureen Arthur (no stranger to the odd TV cameo or, as it turns out, even odder commercial) bringing her specific brand of perkiness to an ad for Cheer Detergent.  In a performance which registers somewhere between Kristin Chenoweth and Amy Sedaris on The Plucky Imp Scale, Miss Arthur plays a suburban Mom who is lamenting the less-than-vibrant tones of her children's school togs.  Frustrated and bereft of a solution, she is visited by an extraterrestrial bearing an uncanny resemblance to the vulcan Spock from the 1960s television enterprise known as Star Trek.  Through the magic of what passes for special effects in 1969, a box of All-Temp-a-Cheer materializes in a ribbon of flashing lights set upon a bed of otherworldly moog trills and (as so frequently happens) a cute white lady from the 'burbs has all of her domestic problems solved by a tall, imposing alien creature with fierce brows.

29 July 2011

28 July 2011

1960s Commercial Stills: The Flintstones For Winston Cigarettes







That's was ONE surefire way to make sure the kids started smoking ASAP.
A few short years later, these very same cartoon characters were selling vitamins...  Go figure.

26 July 2011

1960s Milk Commercial Stills: Energy, Wow! Vitality, Yeah!







I'm gonna guess that the casting call for this ad went something like...

WANTED: 
Four fresh-faced punters... Two gadfly gals and two dandy dudes.
We're scoping for the charm and electricity of The Mamas & The Papas with 
clean cut looks that could get you work as an extra in an episode of That Girl
 Previous modern dance training a plus, but let's keep it clean.

18 July 2011

1960s Commercial Stills: Quisp Saves The Universe






This alien propellerhead knows how to get things done.
Not only did he knit a rogue ball of outer space yarn into a giant necktie 
so its loose strings wouldn't jam up that pesky rush hour space traffic, 
he actually had time to stop and eat a bowl of Quisp along the way. 

08 July 2011

Cartons Of 1950s & 1960s Television Commercial Fun... Winstons, Camels, Marlboros, Kools, Viceroys, Chesterfields, Capris, Newports, Kents, Bel Airs, Silva Thins and L&Ms


























































































Rob and Laura Petrie would NEVER steer you wrong... Smoke up, folks!
Any cigarette good enough for Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore 
must be good enough for the whole of the television-watching American public.